Dana Carvey: I was playing a lot of clubs warming up for this, and I, uh, I played Tahoe, and that was cool. Across the street, Tom Jones was playing. My wife and I went- have you ever seen him? He's such a great singer, but we went to see him, and he's literally... I'm not kidding. He has a THING in his pants, it- it's RIDICULOUS. It's like this, down to his KNEE! And no- he doesn't talk about it, but the whole audience is just STARING at it-
[open-mouthed shocked look]
Dana Carvey: It's, it's Tom and his Jones, I'm telling you! It is, it's obscene! It's insane! My wife had binoculars, "It's moving, honey! It's moving!" It sang a song, y'know...
[holds mic to his leg while mouthing singing]
Dana Carvey: [imitating Regis Philbin] "Are you ready for this? It was a GIANT PENIS! That's what I'm saying! I'm outta control!"
