Torture Me No More

This is totally unwatchable - it looks like some (rather untalented) schoolkids have made this on an iphone. Really, don't bother.

The acting is so bad it is hard to tell exactly what is happening. The plot is unintelligible nonsense. None of this is helped by appalling lighting, dire camera-work, hideous editing, woeful music, and pitiful dialogue (what of it is audible).

The film even includes a section where the lead protagonist appears to have sex with a cat outside an animal shelter - since this is no way adds to the plot, I might surmise that this has been included purely for "shock", although it even fails on this front. Also be prepared for a number of stereotyped representations that would be offencive if they did not simply further attest to the worthlessness of this venture.

Unrelentless in its atrociousness, I challenge anyone to come away from this not feeling like they could have done better themselves.