My Best Friend's Mom

This title sounds like a Sweet Sinner romance video, but from Penthouse we get random vignettes, most of which have nothing to do with the title whatsoever. Grab bag is okay XXX content from director Skye Blue, who I greatly admire.

First segment stars an actress who I've been enamored of for a long time, after having seen her-ultra classy routine (with pearl necklace) opposite Mandingo in one of his best videos ("Once You Go Black 4"). Lauren Kain gets two boys here, not for a d.p. but still a quality threesome. It's performed bareback though other segments insist on condoms. She plays an escort service hooker ordered up by two youngsters, and her final line rather lamely ties in to the title: "I'll tell my son".

Other segments veer off base completely. TJ Hart picks up a guy at the bar and they hump in the loo. She's nobody's mother and looks too young in any event for such a role, even though she's 40 here in real life.

A couple of heavy hitters save the show. Rayveness, looking ravishing, plays a lounge singer and lip syncs very well the pre-recording song. She hooks up with Alex Gonz, he of the big schlong and receding forehead, not an ideal partner but at least younger than she (and nobody's son).

Syren, my candidate for unsung fab star of the early current millennium, brings her perfect breasts to the party, masturbating at the opening of her vignette. Her hubby Joey Ray likes to watch, so he pays a youngster to hump her while he jacks off in the background, both men delivering copious money shots on cue for Syren to display. This contradicts the title premise completely but Skye somehow interprets this title as permitting anything like a MILF in action to pass muster.

Final segment stars Niki Wylde, typecast as a MILF (perhaps because she has huge breasts) but looking too young. This vignette makes superb use of the location I've named the "Immoral Proposal" mansion, after the Sweet Sinner 2013 release by that name. Here it's used by Skye Blue six years earlier, its distinctive oval-paned doors and stunning spiral staircase in almost every shot, framing the sex on the stairs by Wylde, humped by a young football player. It's been reused by pornographers hundreds of times (notably by Jacky St. James and Nica Noelle) since.