Road Queen 5

Deauxma really goes to the bathroom in the fifth volume of this recently defunct Girlfriends series, a disappointing compilation of lousy, unrelated vignettes.

The anonymous director, likely Girlfriends head honcho Dan O'Connell, provides a couple of seconds of interstitial 2nd unit exteriors between scenes, but otherwise we're treated to over 2 and a half hours of claustrophobic sex content shot on crummy interior sets. Some scenes feature lame improvised set-ups while others are merely generic all-sex filler.

Worst set-up has Deauxma luring sweet young fake redhead Annabelle Lee up to her bedroom to look at some maps, supposedly laying out the itinerary of where the wanderlusting Road Queen lady will be traveling next. Once on the bed she admits there are no maps, and humps Anna, her token resistance notwithstanding.

D. is quite convincing in the sack, getting Lee to request anal sex after the old lady puts on a strap-on dildo. Later, Lee is fingering her and Deauxma lets forth 14, count 'em, 14 massive fountains of squirt for her fans. We used to call these Golden Showers, but whether urine or merely Evian Water, big D. has the routine down pat.

So much so that in a later scene with Heather Silk she has beautiful (and surprisingly busty in this film) Heather don a strap-on to give it to her in her posterior, making it easy for her to simultaneously squirt another pint or so all over Silk's body. Presumably this is called giving the fans their money's worth in Road Queen country.

The other segments have other players going Sapphic, notably veteran freckler Porsche Lynn as a ranch owner/dominatrix, punishing first "ranch hand" Elexis Monroe (that follows up on a scene in Volume 4) and later Silk in bondage. Porsche also indulges in some foot fetish action for another segment of the audience.

Final segment is pure filler as Lone Star (also presumably left over from Volume 4) humps Anna in a yawner, not helped by the fact that Lone is unattractive and a poor performer to boot. She never worked for anyone except Girlfriend Films, hardly a confidence-inspiring c.v.