House of Wicked

The urge to capitalize on one's roster of Contract Stars back in the day (see also PT's crummy Vivid release: "Last Girl Standing") is indulged by a bored, and boring, Brad Armstrong in this lame round-up of 5 or 6 of the Wicked Girls.

It is incompetently made, unlike the usual Bradster production, most notably in the seventh and final vignette showcasing the gals in a lesbian orgy. Even the lengthy (and equally pointless) "Making of" short subject on the DVD doesn't explain why top-billed Stormy doesn't appear in this finale - she's not even present for the ensemble cover shoot, though she's photo-shopped onto the 6-girl cover photo for the DVD box.

Wall-to-wall sex approach, which should be beneath Brad's dignity but ain't, has each of the half-dozen babes assigned a separate vignette, on crummy sets wearing gaudy but unappealing outfits ("Wicked couture") and humping a variety of guys. Jessica Drake gets the gang-bang assignment with Rocco Reed, Johnny Castle & Marcus London, while IR action goes to lovely Kaylani Lei, humping big-dicked Deep Threat after a stunt double (a white boy) drives up on a motorcycle pretending to be D.T.

Alektra Blue has an extraneous costume change during her posing intro, before handling skateboarders Tommy Gunn and Barrett Blade, both unconvincing masquerading as street boys, while even sillier is Kirsten Price in schoolgirl outfit servicing Alan Stafford and Kris Slater in a chintzy classroom environment. Brad comments in the BTS that the schoolgirl fetish has been done to death, and despite his claim of presenting something different (not), he adds zero to that sub-genre of porn.

Mikayla Mendez is a sexy deejay (the vinyl she spins is inscribed Wicked, as part of non-stop house ads that justify this lame video) paired with Derrick Pierce and Stormy wears cowgirl garb to hump Danny Mountain. Stormy is missing in the finale, which starts with two lesbian couples humping (after a redundant filler recap of "highlights" from the 6 previous scenes) while Kaylani masturbates as the odd girl out. They then become a couple and a threesome which for symmetry's sake would have benefited if all 6 showed up on set that day. Kirsten is a good sport taking a dildo in the ass for the team, while Drake out-does her via two dildos for an ersatz d.p., lesbo style.

The only interesting moment in the entire video for me was the company logo featuring an "Est. 1993" inscription, carbon dating the venerable porn label. One more clunk: ego-tripping Brad gets prominent billing in the cast but he is not a performer here, merely the traffic cop who directed this filler.