On Swift Horses

Be prepared for a lot of butts...both human and cigarettes.

Here's my 2nd "Mystery Movie" (or as AMC calls it, "Screen Unseen.") All I knew was the Rating (R) and length. My guess was "Sinners." Wrong. My friend's guess, and he's almost ALWAYS right, was "The Accountant 2." Also, wrong. In fact, neither of us could be FURTHER from what this movie was.

And I bet this was a very, very big surprise to the almost-packed audience. I had to not-so-secretly smile to all the heterosexuals in the audience who would've never paid to see a LGBTQ+ period piece melodrama...in their lives.

As stated, this movie takes place in the 1950s and explores an unconventional love triangle. Two brothers, two Korean War veterans couldn't be further apart, but still love each other. In-between is one of the brother's wife. All three have dreams...and two of which were really hard to come by with 1950s homophobia.

I liked the movie, there's really nothing wrong here. I like that there were two heartbreaking leads vs. The typical one. The acting was fine and the stakes were real. Was it anywhere close to the similar Brokeback Mountain?

Absolutely not. Not even in the same league. But, it's a good update to how homosexuals struggled in the 1950s. I can't even imagine what it was like then. I will forever salute the brave men, women and everyone who stood up to homophobia to make it easier - no, 1000x easier for future generations.

I don't suspect so, but it would be interesting to see if this gets any award buzz next Awards season. Maybe I'll have to revisit this and see something different. For right now: I did like it, I didn't love it and I didn't regret seeing it.

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Final Thoughts: I do love to go into a movie cold. Not knowing much about it, other than the title, usually at least one of the leads, maybe genre/subgenre and a recommendation. This is by far, the coldest I've ever experienced. I never once heard of this movie, the background or absolutely anything. In fact, I was worried I wouldn't remember the title since I never heard of this before to write this review. Well, I finally got my #1 wish...to be completely frozen over.

Muriel (Daisy Edgar Jones) and her husband Lee (Will Poulter) are about to begin a bright new life, which is upended by the arrival of Lee's brother Julius (Jacob Elordi). Muriel embarks on a secret life, gambling on racehorses and discovering a love she never thought possible.

I think the film is trying to say that none of us know what we want, until we lose what we don't want, and find what we do. But I could be wrong because this tedious film doesn't actually seem to have a point.

It's nicely filmed, but so slow I was getting quite frustrated at things not happening, and when they did they made no sense. I honestly think it is nothing more than a titillating film with men on men sex, women on women sex and plenty of boobs, camel toe and men in white underpants.

There's no real flow at all and no real storyline; it's empty and boring. Will Poulter is great but apart from him there's not much decent acting going on. It was laborious to get through to the end so I give it a 4 and that's being incredibly generous.

Languidly directed by Daniel Minahan, this 2025 period melodrama felt true to the tale's mid-century setting with a clear nod to the overripe 1950's epics of Douglas Sirk. Only Bryce Kass' screenplay doesn't rely on a conventional romantic triangle at its emotional core but rather the clandestine parallel paths taken by two of the principals in pursuing each of their same sex proclivities. The plot starts predictably enough with Muriel and Lee, a young couple struggling to start a new life after his service in the Korean War ends. However, things get complicated with the unexpected arrival of Lee's aimless brother Julius. As embodied by Jacob Elordi in his usual smoldering fashion, Julius is charismatic and elusive as he heads to Vegas and embarks on a forbidden affair with Henry, a fellow gay casino employee. Meanwhile, Muriel keeps her own secrets, becoming an avid gambler and having a tryst of her own with her lesbian neighbor Sandra. That all leaves Lee in an awkward in-between situation but with a resonant level of awareness. Daisy Edgar-Jones plays Muriel with welcome subtlety and a subliminal fierceness, while Will Poulter portrays Lee with palpable empathy. The pacing felt slow until the last third when Minahan took a more elliptical approach in addressing the various character fates. Luc Montpellier's lush cinematography was a significant plus.

This romantic drama, set in the 1950s, after the Korean War, is the story of people who pursue both the American dream and their passions, and experience the burning and destructive aspects of both. The three characters that form the backbone of the story are played by three very talented young actors; Daisy Edgar-Jones, Jacob Elordi and Will Poulter. It is an exciting, sexy and tragic film. The plot is a bit messy, some sub-plots are reduntant (e.g. Muriel & Sandra or Muriel & Gail), and I felt that the relationships between the characters were sometimes built up too hastily (especially Muriel & Julius). It could have been a more organized, more focused and deeper film, but it is still a very fluent and enjoyable one to watch. 7/10.

Ever heard the phrase "life's not meant to be managed, it's meant to be lived". I guess this movie shows it's a little bit more complicated sometimes, for some. It's a dance between managing and living. On the one hand everyone's trying to manage what others know about them and on the other hand taking great risks. Living on the edge. One character says that there's always the risk of losing it all. Nevertheless, some brave souls are willing to risk it all. For a chance at love, freedom, pleasure, connection, truth. A chance to be honestly seen and loved.

Is this a great movie? That depends. There are great things about it for sure. The actors for one. The stories told. Fascinating stories of hidden lives, and of secrets. Now exposed to us. Beautiful cinematography! Some shots literally made me want to freeze the frame, take it all in, and then after a long pause, push play.