Island of the Dolls

I don't know why this movie has an average to higher rating. Oh, wait, I do, fake reviews. Don't be suckered by any saying anything positive about this badly put-together snore-fest.

The plot is loosely based on that island filled with Dolls in Mexico somewhere. This, however, is not set there. It's in a place they could afford in some woods they cant even do a good enough job to make it seem like an island. Some guy decided to place Dolls everywhere on the island, for no apparent reason, after leaving his family for no apparent reason till one day a little girl with no identity for no apparent reason is found dead for no apparent reason and the guy buries her instead of notifying authorities for no apparent reason and her ghost doesn't like that the guy gave one of her Dolls to another little girl and that other little girl hears the ghost girl calling her back to return her doll 20 years later and then her and her boyfriend go to the island where her story comes out, that he knew nothing about, for no apparent reason and they go along with a brother and sister and also meet another couple out of nowhere played by people with no chemistry, no charisma, no acting ability and no other reason to be in the film other than to be predictable victims. Then a stupid ending and a boring done-to-death outcome.

Don't bother watching this. It's not worth even just a single view. Its editing is bad, jumping from thing to thing with no explanation or setup in between. It tries to force character history but fails to provide anything of interest. Its atmosphere is not creepy at all. For an island full of 20 year old Dolls, they wouldn't look so new and clean, killing off any chance of making anything look plausible. Did I mention the characters are absolutely boring?

Avoid it. There's not one thing worth seeing in this low-budget garbage. Not even a laughable kill scene.