Chastity Bites

Liz Batho: And now, it is time to complete these black rites as the midnight hour draws near. I make this unholy sacrifice of Alban Elved to the prince of darkness. Dark lord, restore my youth and beauty, and I will continue to serve only you... forever!

Leah: Not so fast, you eurotrash hell whore.

Katharine: Leah!

Liz Batho: Leah. You little brat. I knew you'd make an appearance here tonight, just as your ancestor did on this night, so many moons ago.

Leah: What does that mean?

Liz Batho: I knew I recognized your bloodline the moment I saw you, cousin.

Katharine: Cousin?

Liz Batho: Yes. Your friend, Leah, is a direct descendant of Emperor Matthias II, who condemned me to death by walling me inside my bedchamber. But my power was strong, and a fortnight after they buried me in the cold earth, my devoted coven brought me back. They hid me for many years until I could reclaim the castle and continue this unholy ritual that has given me... eternal life. And now, I shall take especially sweet revenge by bathing in the blood of my enemy's great-great-granddaughter.

Katharine: Leah!

Leah: Go for it, bitch. You know, I thought you might try that tonight, so I made it a point to lose my precious virginity before stopping by.

Katharine: You did? Was it with Paul?

Leah: You bet it was.

Katharine: Oh, wow. Good for you.

Liz Batho: Silence! No matter. I have other ways of torturing you.