Get Well Soon

The concept of teacher porn conjures up a variation on the cosplay fetish, namely the very sexy female teacher as a variation on the more visibly costumed stewardess, cheerleader or nurse as sex objects. But in "Get Well Soon" the two Pure Taboo segments have male teachers manipulated by their sexy young coeds, both scenes staging sex in a classroom.

Ryan Driller has become the Numero Uno among stepdaddy casting choices; here it's cutie Kyler Quinn as a student returning to school after an illness, having sex with her teacher Driller after being turned on by his sending her a dirty "get well" card instead of a bland Hallmark missive.

The other segment is more like the usual mean-spirited "Pure Taboo" format, except the "bad guy" is the woman this time. It's Vanessa Vega, who's overly tattooed look is actually referred to explicitly in the dialog. At a reunion, she's alone with her old teacher Clarke Kent, giving him a really hard time yet simultaneously seducing him, not believable at all but that's never stopped a poorly-scripted Pure Taboo episode. Supposedly, VV felt left out when Kent was humping all the coeds except her, and is getting even with him belatedly by humping him in the classroom. It's a lousy scene, with the usual ending designed to leave a sour taste with the viewer.