-Cymbeline (2015) movie review: -Cymbeline is a film adaptation of the work by Shakespeare of the same name. I have never read the original, and because I did not have a clue what was going on in the film, I cannot summarize the plot as usual.
-I have seen other films that updated the source materials but kept the dialogue the same, and I have not liked any of them. So to emphasize my point, I am going to attempt to write the rest of this review in that of ye olde Shakespeare.
-The story is left inarticulate upon the dialect of old, and events happen yonder with a purpose none.
-The pace is of an unhurried mountain.
-Not Ethan Hawke, Ed Harris, John Leguizamo, Anton Yelchin, Mila Jovovick, Dakota Johnson, and Penn Badgley of noble thespians could relinquish a burden laid heavy by discourse of old.
-Misperception flourished whence happenings of thine own charismas was.
-Piercing sounds penetrated mine own ears throughout by the score of said performance.
-Dost thou look nobly at the value and quake, yet none can undertake accomplishment in this piece, for the apprise of situation without the apprise of discourse bestows incomprehension throughout the all-inclusive picture. As nothing cannot tie in to nothing, Cymbeline cannot share the benefit of being so worth the time of it as slight.
-As I bid it goodbye a final time, my final talk of all can be said is of the rating, being R for a violent passage in thus.
-Hast seen Cymbeline of you? See what I mean about the dialogue? Yeah it made the entire film suck.
