Hobbies Before Hubbies

Good news for Girlsway fans: This VOD release from Adult TIme features three entertaining segments of recent web content not previously on DVD or VOD.

Title vignette is a standard seduction scene of lesbian girl convincing straight girl to make love to her, but with a somewhat oddball premise.

Emma Hix and Adria Rae are busy Scrapbooking: taking little items and each glueing them into scrapbooks in collages. This is how they met, joining a group of scrapbooking enthusiasts, really into crafts.

Even in today's culture that opposes pigeonholing and stereotyping, I guess scrapbooking is considered "for girls", and that is the assumption here. So as the two ladies decide to exchange information about themselves, rather than just sticking to their usual nerdy scrapbook-oriented conversations, romance comes up.

Emma notes she doesn't have much interest in dating, especially because boys typically don't share her likes and dislike. The fact that the two of them have so much in common leads Adria to wonder if they might date each other?

But Emma is straight, she's wondered about other women but never acted upon it. "Why not now?", Adria asks after revealing that she's a lesbian. Their subsequent sex scene together, with Emma typically stepping out of character when it comes to lesbian prowess, proves it's more stimulating than glueing photos onto paper with little notes attached.

In "Her Sapphic Subconscious", though the build-up is quite artificial, casting Penny Barber as shrink and Kenzie Taylor as her patient provides a winning combination in the seduction scene.

Kenzie, styled quite plain here (not glamorous at all), doesn't know what's bothering her. She feels confused, and therapist Penny decides to try a Rohrschach test with her to discover what's bothering the woman subconsciously. To each inkblot shown to Kenzie, the patient sees women talking together, making faces, etc.

Penny naturally wonders if Kenzie is having a lesbian fixation, and she reveals to Taylor that she, the psychiatrist, is a lesbian. Kenzie wonders who one can tell if one is a lesbian, and decides to try kissing her doctor to see her own reaction. The kissing proves mutually arousing, and -hold on porn fans, soon they're f*cking on the shrink's couch.

Kenzie can be forgiven for handling the sex content like a seasoned pro, which she is. It's exciting to watch such talented, mature actresses get it on together, even though feigning innocence is not their strongest suit.

I was pleasantly surprised at the genuinely clever & funny nature of "Hold the Phone: a Moment of Your Time", adding immensely to the intrinsic sexiness of pairing Kenna James and Blake Blossom as lovers.

They're on the bed ready for fooling around when the phone rings -it's a survey lady (voice acting excellently performed by Kay Lovely), who keeps calling and calling -quite a nuisance. Instead of hanging up, the girls decide to have a bit of fun with her, staying on the phone while she asks dumb, tiresome questions about cereal, part of market research.

The girls' tongue-in-cheek, sexy answers to innocent questions, as if talking about lovemaking rather than breakfast habits, are fresh and amusing, with kudos both to scriptwriter Penicio Del Toro and the three girls for making it work. Of course, once the lengthy phone call has ended, Kenna and Blake get down to business for solid lesbian sex action.