Moms Teach Sex Vol. 4

I don't believe in streaming -not video, not music, no-how. This comes from my aversion to pointless new technology, e.g., my 10,000 jazz LPs collection has better sound quality than the crappy formats which followed and despite the hype of hucksters features many great musical performances not available on any of the new services.

This is relevant to buying and watching "Moms" - this is a compilation of random segments from a made-for-streaming porn series, and thereby my window to seeing what's happening now. And what's happening is poor quality porn.

Probably to meet budget and time constraints -the websites hawking porn for subscription seem to promise the world in terms of "new content every week", challenging pornographers the way B-movie studios of the '30s and '40s (think PRC or even early Columbia) were challenged to just crank 'em out as fast as humanly possible. The result is crap like this.

A major corner cutting I did not expect comes in the form of talent. Most new DVD releases are chock-ful of big names (Avluv, Lust, Addams, Ferrera) and then even BIGGER names (Lisa Ann, Julia Ann) to satisfy the starstruck fans. This fourth volume of the series has 10 women, 5 oldies and 5 "nubile" youngsters (label is named Nubiles, operating out of the 21st Century's top porn hdqts., Holland) and by my reckoning six are no-name, no-talent girls. For example, Darla Crane is cast as mama to couldn't-be-less-similar Sammi Bananas, a one-shot wonder. Sammi shot this footage back in 2013 and apparently never went before the cameras again.

So the results are amateurish, with the girls and a few studs (Tyler Nixon, Van Wylde) going through the motions of vignettes wherein an old lady with big boobs shows a jail-bait youngster -usually flat-chested, how to blow and hump a guy. Now if it were a hidden-camera recording of Hillary showing Monica (or even Chelsea -there's a thought) how to service Bill, well then it might be worth watching.

The only professional segment is titled "Eager to Learn" in which Brandi Love shows Dakota Skye how it's done. Problem is that Brandi has done exactly and I mean to a T, the same routine many times for the competing Mommy's Girl website, immortalized on a well-produced if mindless series of DVDs from Girlsway/Gamma Entertainment.

So watching this junk is relegated to researchers -it is hardly suitable for the general public.