Tou tian te wu

The biggest regret of my life is knowing that I will never get those 1 hour 43 minutes and my 15 dollars back.

If not, then a close second.

Terrible writing, horrible direction and misuse of the one or two decent actors in this production makes me think this is all some sort of terrible joke where Chinese Megastars made a bet that they can make a film so terrible that it should induce projectile vomiting yet still make an astronomical profit.

If that is the case this might be the greatest comedy of all time, too bad you or I will never be in on the joke.

Having your pubic hair waxed by a chimpanzee pulling out individual hairs is more tolerable than this insulting excuse of a movie.

1 out of 10 because IMDb didn't think there could be a film deserving of a 0 star. Maybe seeing this film will convince them to rewrite the code.