David Lynch Cooks Quinoa

David Lynch spends about 20 minutes, supposedly in real time, cooking his dinner: Quinoa with broccoli and flavorings. While it's cooking he sits down on his porch, lights a cigarette and proceeds to tell us a story about his European travels - and in the process succeeds, as only David Lynch can, in thoroughly messing with our heads. Shot in black-and-white (or is it color denaturized?), it all looks so innocent and realistic. But it's all pure Lynch. What more do you want? (I'm not certain how you're going to see it right now. It was an extra on the first disc release of "Inland Empire" but it doesn't seem to be included in the new Criterion set.)