Milk

Packaged on a spurious 2-DVD set (2nd disk is just cutting-room floor filler), this package from Kelly Madison hawks special bonus scenes of pregnancy and clearly is aimed at the fetish audience for lactating videos -you know, the stuff that used to be kept on a lower shelf in the corner of Adult Bookstores back in the day filed next to other niche specialties like "Animals" or "Dwarfs".

But only the first scene has Lara Brookes with breast-pumps in action, extracting some mother's milk from her distended nipples. The rest of the show is ridiculous vignettes ranging from a visit from the milkman (with bow-tie and white '50s garb, for viewers old enough to remember what a milkman is) to Jenna J. Ross calling all her acquaintances in hopes one will impregnate her, as she's hankerin' for a young 'un.

Kelly Madison has a cottage industry, one of porn's self-entrepreneurs with her Porn Fidelity and for this junk Teen Fidelity labels. The unwholesome combination of jail-bait casting (all four girls are meant to look underage) with motherhood and lactating is unappealing, as Kelly the MILF would be more logical typecasting for same.

Like a bad penny, Kelly's lesser half Ryan Madison shows up as the stud in each scene, he being virtually the only male that ever appears in their production, and he even takes a directing credit.