The Dark Divide

This movie was an hour and forty-one minutes that would have been better spent watching paint dry or grass grow.

It is NOT about Sasquatch/Bigfoot, as the movie art suggests (and the Amazon Prime grouping of it also suggests), rather it is about a complete lefty numbskull who somehow, miraculously made it to his older years without falling off of a cliff or walking into traffic.

The story goes off into tangents where he is walking around in his underwear at various times and considering how this guy is somehow able to teach at the college level should concern everyone. Then again it would explain for the pitiful way that college kids are these days not knowing things that used to be considered common sense.

This guy and 'Brandon' would be able to have a wonderful conversation together and I don't mean that in the comedic sense either but they're both a toy short of a Happy Meal.

I feel as if my level of IQ dropped by 120 points and that would still leave me ten times higher than the two of them combined!