Just Relax, Sir

I don't expect much from Barrett Blade, but this particular Fantasy Massage collection is all over the map. I suppose that's why streaming has replaced the DVD collecting to which I'm still addicted.

Showiest vignette has to be a foursome exercise. Romeo Price and Tony Martinez go to the massage salon for a double-massage, and make it clear they're not gay, just want two ladies to service them at a single session. When only Veronica Avluv is assigned, I thought we were headed for a d.p. conclusion, but they go back to salon mgr./receptionist Eric Masterson to complain, and end up with two masseuses instead.

The lengthy sex scene of Avluv and Alexis Fawx is heavily choreographed, robbing the encounter of spontaneity, but both actresses provide enough energy to make it watchable. Avluv refrains from squirting this time around.

Even though they've ground out hundreds of these segments, Blade and his boss (producer) Bree Mills still confuse masseuse with masseur, but clearly I've lost the battle on that distinction. Another multiple masseuses scene has the well-built duo of Courtney Taylor and Mercedes Carrera teaming up to dominate Robby Echo, with Blade encouraging a rather mean-spirited attempt by the femmes to repeatedly humiliate the kid until his big dick ends up satisfying their lust.

Voluptuous Valentina Nappi takes on the alt-porn stud T. Stone in a straight-ahead, no frill scene, while Eric Masterson's other role here as a masseur servicing his ex-wife Brooklyn Chase is another bit of unncessary meanness as he seeks some dumb revenge upon her.