The laws of 'Quincy'
1. No more than 5 minutes shall pass before Quincy yells 'Dammit!'
2. At least once an episode, Sam (Quincy's Asiatic sidekick) has to say 'I don't like it Quince'
3. Every woman, even if they are young enough to be his granddaughters, has to find Quincy unbearably attractive
4. No cop is allowed to point out that he is a pathologist, and investigating crimes is way outside the limits of his job
5. There shall never be a suprising death
6. Quincy's boss always has to object to his investigation at first, be won slowly round, and then appear, supporting, in the final denouncement
7. Not one person is allowed to point out that there are probably bodies rotting in the aisles, considering the amount of time he spends investigating just the one death
God I love this show......
