S.A.S. à San Salvador

There is not much to say about this film except that it is just awful. I mean, it's a seemingly French movie, yet it is dubbed...and there is no English version. The acting is a stiff as a board, and the plot line is so disjointed, it's hard to care about anything that is going on. Miles O'Keefe tries so hard to be a James-Bond-like character, but fails to have the seduction capabilities of a potato. The only redeeming quality about this film is how perfect O'Keefe's body truly is, yet he hardly shows it off at all. Instead, we are treated to topless girl after topless girl that serve no purpose but to try to be sexy...and even they aren't even remotely attractive.

Showgirls is better than this in suspense.

O'Keefe should stick to loincloths. The less he says and the more he bares, the better it is.