I don't know why I should have expected any different - this is a TV movie, after all - but my goodness, does it carry some weird flavors. I was expecting a sincere crime thriller and what I got instead was a peculiar lighthearted playfulness, centering the antagonist, recalling a modern heist film (e.g. 2003's 'The Italian job,' or the reimagined 'Ocean's 11' and its sequels). Keir Dullea in particular comports himself with a strange exuberance that's set apart even from his co-stars, as though he thinks he's in a different movie altogether, while Douglas Fairbanks, Jr. And Rachel Roberts bear a joviality more appropriate for a TV series like 'Get smart' or Adam West's 'Batman'; watching Billy Dee Williams attempt a fake French accent is just rather flummoxing. I appreciate John Scott's original music, with some themes being especially fetching, but his compositions are really kind of all over the place, sometimes keeping a tone that feels appropriate but often not. As 'The hostage tower' climbs toward the 45-minute mark it begins to adopt airs more akin to what I had been anticipating, but still the oddities remain in many ways. This is enjoyable, but almost as much as a curiosity as on its own merits.
The characters, dialogue, scene writing, and even to some extent the production design and art direction carry the preponderance of the more colorful ideas here, though in fairness, even with that in mind there's much that's done quite well, too. It's fun to know that the project was able to film in Paris and on the Eiffel Tower itself, and beyond this, I really do appreciate the sets, props, weapons, and other contributions of those behind the scenes. Even at their most cheeky I do admire what the cast brought to the show, and they're clearly having a good time - and what a cast! Any stunts and effects are very well done (even the lasers), and though few, moments of action are executed well. And for that matter, silly genre flick that this is, it's nonetheless written well, telling a complete and reasonably compelling story while suitably weaving together the earnest thriller with the less serious-minded elements. Likewise, it's well made from a technical standpoint, with director Claudio Guzmán tying the varied parts together with a practiced hand.
Mind you, with all this said, there's not really anything special about 'The hostage tower.' Made for television or otherwise, there is no shortage of little flicks like this one, and unless you're a particular fan of someone involved, this feature is not at all likely to stand out in a crowd. Yet it's built purely for easy entertainment, and if one does happen to come across it, there are far worse ways to spend one's time. Bearing no especial faults - only, no especial advantages, either - it's a decent enough way to pass a lazy evening, and maybe that's all the more it needs to be.
