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Falo Crest (1987)

** (out of 4)

I'm really not sure how to "review" this one. Cult Spanish director Jess Franco's hardcore spoof of Falcon Crest features Lina Romay and various others doing….well, hardcore scenes. The story really isn't too important since there really isn't one. I had to watch the film in Spanish without any English subs so I couldn't make out any of the dialogue but I must say I had fun just watching the cast. You can tell this is a comedy spoof and there were several scenes that had me laughing quite loud, although the revealing of what the wine is made of almost had me throwing up. What really keeps this film from being more enjoyable are the rather disgusting scenes that keep coming up from time to time.