Blues Brothers 2000

Elwood Blues: Seeing as we're kinda like step-brothers, I thought maybe you could help me out.

Cab Chamberlain: How could I do that?

Elwood Blues: I need $500 for this car, see? And I thought maybe you could, you know, loan me the money... OR...

Cab Chamberlain: "OR" what?

Elwood Blues: I'm thinking of putting the band back together. Maybe you could join us.

Cab Chamberlain: I'm a commander in the Illinois State Police, and I enjoy my job. You *waltz* in here telling me I have a dead, white criminal brother, who was in a band which, the last time they played anywhere, were charged with

[looks to computer screen]

Cab Chamberlain: grand larceny, wreckless endangerment,

[raises his voice getting louder]

Cab Chamberlain: felonious motor vehicle assault, over SEVEN HUNDRED violations of the highway traffic act and DAMAGES, both public and private, IN EXCESS OF $24,000,000 and *YOU* ARE ASKING *ME* IF I WANT TO JOIN THIS BAND?

Elwood Blues: [nonchalantly] I could show you all the moves.

Cab Chamberlain: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY OFFICE RIGHT NOW!

Elwood Blues: [stands up and opens his arms] I think you need a hug.