Jack l'Éclair

Lightning Jack Kane: [hands news paper over] Read that out to me.

Old Guy in Alley: Yes sir, but, you dont need the gun son, i aint the law.

[pause]

Old Guy in Alley: Younger gang wiped out.

Lightning Jack Kane: [takes news paper and points to his section] That part.

Old Guy in Alley: The only flaw in the trap was the escape of Lightning Jack Kane

[pause]

Old Guy in Alley: Although several witnesses swore he was shot full of holes and riding dead in his saddle. Kane is of medium height and build, blonde hair

[looks at Jacks hair]

Old Guy in Alley: with a mean withered face and has an English accent.

Lightning Jack Kane: English?

[snatches paper]

Old Guy in Alley: Yes sir

Lightning Jack Kane: I dont speak english

Old Guy in Alley: No?

Lightning Jack Kane: Im a bloody Australian

Old Guy in Alley: Ohhh

Lightning Jack Kane: Can i send this to my mates back home and tell 'em what a big success i am if it says im english? Bloody news paper, they never get anything right y'know.