Breast Men

Male Interviewer: Lisanne - 32A, Magazine Editor.

[claps board]

Lisanne: You want the bra off too?

Male Interviewer: Yeah.

Lisanne: Now, you're not showing my face, are you?

Female Interviewer: No.

Lisanne: Okay. Because I would die if anyone knew I was doing this. Hold on.

[With her face out of our view, Lisanne reaches behind her back, unhooks her bra, and takes it off revealing her fist-sized breasts]

Lisanne: There. There you have it. What do you want me to say?

Female Interviewer: How do you feel about your breasts?

Lisanne: How do I feel about my breasts? Well... how would *you* feel about them? I have gone to the Dentist and had tools laid on my chest as though it was a tray, as though it was a totally flat place upon which a person can unthinkingly lay their things on and, you know, get 'em later... I know that you guys probably don't like it that I'm getting the operation because you're feminists or, you know, something. I don't know.

Female Interviewer: No. No, we're not trying to make any judgements here.

Lisanne: Okay. Well, that's good. Because I don't really care if you did, 'cause I would just say, "Kiss my ass." I mean... I'm doing this for me, and I don't care what anybody says. I want to have big tits.