Virgins of Sherwood Forest

"Virgins of Sherwood Forest" is like a Robin Hood-themed fancy dress party in a frat house. Sure, it's got all the merry men (and women!), but they seem more focused on their merry-making than any actual robbing from the rich.

The acting quality varies like the stock market, one moment it's up, the next it's down, but hey, who needs Oscar-winning performances when you've got scenes that look like they've been shot in your aunt's garden?

Budget-wise, think more 'a handful of change' rather than 'bags of gold'. The film somehow manages to turn it into an endearing quality - imagine Robin Hood made by enthusiastic film students.

And the adult content? Well, it's less 'romantic stolen kiss under the Greenwood Tree' and more 'repeatedly hitting you in the face with a bawdy innuendo stick'.

So, if you like your classic tales full of low-budget high-jinks, "Virgins of Sherwood Forest" might just be your Holy Grail. Just don't expect an epic historical saga. Or anything close to it.