Droid

Well, this sure looked like a lot of fun! A late 80s adult XXX-film that is simultaneously a parody of contemporary blockbusters like "Star Wars", "The Terminator", "Predator", and others. I was all set with a box of Kleenex nearby, but ...

No such luck. Apparently, the copy where I got my filthy hands on was version in which all the hardcore pornographic action was cut. So, all that's left is an utterly incoherent and beyond imbecilic one-hour movie that supposedly takes place in an intergalactic "pleasure" bar, but there isn't anything pleasant about the whole thing. The film - if you can even call it that - is a continuous montage of the same clips over and over again. Perverted people drinking and clapping their hands like lunatics, droids with flickering red lights for eyes guarding the place, two-hundred shots of a pink neon-sign that says "pleasure", and a lead actor sitting at a table and drinking shots. I suppose that, in the full version, this guy has a lot of sex, but I didn't get to see any of it. Oh, and there's a kind of C3PO robot wheeling around as well, and it's even more annoying than the Star Wars robot. That's an achievement.