This movie is pathetic. Apparently this director has made several other films prior to this one. It appears they taught him nothing. I can appreciate a low budget film, but this film appears to have been made with no budget! No professional actors, a moron of a sound man, a camera man???? No director of photography, hell it appears to have no director! I made the mistake of purchasing the DVD, I know - I'm a fool. This, however, did mean that I got the "making of" documentary which revealed most of the cast were not professional actors! No sh*t, sherlock! It also revealed that the Brazilian love interest, Miguel - who has almost all of his lines in English, speaks English about as well as I speak Serbo-Croat and I know I'd be screwed If I ever visited the former Yugoslavia without a translator. I also paid close attention to the credits which revealed no camera man what so ever. This means one of two things - either they didn't have a camera man, believable, or he was too embarrassed to put his name to it. The latter is more likely, think "you've been framed" rather than "NYPD Blue". The cast are shown with a tripod for their web casts, If only the camera man was allowed near that tripod! The documentary also reveals the cast were expected to move the props to and from locations and live in unsanitary conditions. I'm not surprised they didn't act very well. Or at all! In short, If any of you wanted to remake this movie here's how: You will need: 3 x Bit of wood (actor) 1 x cheap and nasty camera(ideally from a Christmas cracker) 1 X cheap and nasty microphone, or a good one with a muppet to operate it
Directions: Wave camera about for almost two hours like you don't care. Release on DVD. Hey presto!
I'm not kidding, this movie is really that bad.
I "starred" in a movie one of my friends made in high school and it was better, and better made, than this piece of sh*t.
Lisa Reilly would give you £500 for it.
In short, don't buy it, don't go near it.
