Yeah. It's official. Nick is dead. The bad shows, bland humor, reruns in disguise, and mediocre magazines were it's cardiac arrest. This was a nail in the coffin. The day of children's quality animation is over. Better start watching The Simpsons.
What? What's wrong? Well every-. Oh. In detail. Okay. So first off was the opening showing The Rock (or Dwayne Johnson) on a "Mission" to deliver the orange blimps to the KCA. He gets out of a Men in Black type car and catches his clothes in the door ripping them off only leaving his underwear. Very *cough**groan**grunt* original. So after five minutes bad acting he finally passes out an award. Speaking of awards, the voting was rigged. I know it. The best movie award candidates were Iron Man, The Dark Knight, Ga- I mean High School Musical, and Bedtime stories. There were plenty of better movies this year. But then I saw the winner. This person in a red wig did a cartwheel onto the stage and the back of the shirt said: HSM3. Over the Dark Knight. Over Iron Man. Over Bedtime st- actually that movie was bad. ARE YOU KIDDING ME!!!??! The rest of this was BS. When they opened chests for awards they would get sprayed with slime or not have the winner inside. Then some gimmicky gymnast or rope- swinger or machine or whatever would come on stage with the award after five minutes of jumping around. This happened in every single award except one. Also, the budget was lower this year. I had DVR and fast forwarded through the speeches and skits but also through a few awards because they didn't bother to screen the nominees. Over all the voting was rigged, the acting was bad, the humor was not humor and I did not enjoy this at all. Avoid it like the plague. Do it next year too.
