So it's finally happened. I've rated well over a thousand movies and this is the first '1' ever ever given, no joke. I love entertainingly bad movies, I love insane movies, and I tend to find some form of value in even to most horrid pieces of cinema. I don't believe many films are completely worthless. So when I say that this is a horrid abomination devoid of any artistic value whatsoever, I do not take this statement lightly. It isn't every day I find a piece of work I hate with every fiber of my being like I do this wretched bile.
There's a very vague mockery of a plot that somehow involves adoption, clones and body switching but I'm at a loss to explain what really happens and I stopped putting in the effort to pay attention around half-way in. At which point I started regularly checking the clock, then subsequently beating myself in the head as what felt like 20 minutes passed turned out to be around 7. They managed to stretch this nonsense to almost TWO HOURS and it feels like at least triple that.
The actual movie (and I'm stretching when I call it that) is simply a very colorful ensemble of the most obnoxious non-characters you've ever seen spouting an endless stream of meaningless words arranged in a way that vaguely resembles dialogue in irritating high-pitched voices, jumping around the room, dancing, throwing things, and generally being obnoxious. It's like the director just found a bunch of bored art school students and said "Hey! Wanna be in a movie? All you have to do is smear a bunch of paint on your face and act as retarded as possible in front of the camera. You in?".
Randomness can be very entertaining if done the right way. I'm a big fan of shows like Chowder, Tim & Eric and The Eric Andre Show. I love Everything Is Terrible. I like Aqua Teen as much as the next guy. This is a textbook example of randomness done horribly wrong to the point where it physically hurts to watch.
In short, this is not surrealism, this isn't a "mindfrik" (edited for IMDB acceptability), it's not interesting, it's not funny, it's not bad in an entertaining way. This is nothing but a cinematic endurance test. Shaye & Kiki mind as well be on downers when compared to this lunacy. If it wasn't for my stubborn insistence on finishing every movie I watch, I would have turned this off about 30 minutes in. But I felt I had a duty. A duty to power through and give this a proper review in order to warn unsuspecting fans of the bizarre not to be suckered in by the ludicrously high IMDb rating. You have been warned.
