Amy Schumer/Steve Lacy

The "Big Dumb Hat" infomercial would have been funnier if all three of the hats had become progressively much dumber and bigger instead of just the one in the middle gaining a ridiculously wide brim. It was a missed opportunity.

Cecily Strong's imitation of a truck beeping as it slowly backed up was cute.

Otherwise, I didn't get the jokes. Actually, I got all of the jokes. They were not funny.

Kenan did his usual best to chime in a few times and hold down the fort.

"Don't kick a dead mule," you say? What if the poor beast has merely fallen and can't get up? You might be performing an act of kindness.

The celebrity hostess added nothing special to the show. I've never heard of the music guest.

"Talk amongst yourselves." ~ Linda Richman.