Ass Play

Quality control apparently is not emphasized at Adult Time, judging by this VOD that advertises the wrong content. I guess it's the porno equivaent of a Salmonella outbreak requiring a recall of lettuce from the supermarkets.

Of course VODs don't show up in stores but only on-line, so I don't know how they'll fix it -more likely they won't bother. (NOTE: Apparently this VOD on-line was withdrawn soon after release, with the segment "Girlsway's Newest Director" then reissued instead on March 27 (two weeks later) on a new VOD titled "She's on Top".)

Here's the rundown of what's what: The VOD is described as a four-actress feature, with Carter Cruise, Karlee Grey, Tanya Tate and Alli Rae, all stars of a while back. The original scenes would be: "Babysitter's Playtime" with Rae & Tate, and a segment form the series "Girls Try Anal" Carter and Karlee, latter issued on the 2018 DVD "Anal Taste Test".

But the stills and the preview footage of the "Ass Play" VOD show no trace of Cruise or Karlee -instead the lovemakers are Lana Rhoades and April O'Neil. So I investigated and found the second scene turns out to be "Girlway's Newest Director", in which April and Lana are joined by Bree Mills and Dillion Harper. The good news is that both scenes in the VOD are very good, worthy of a revisit. The bad news is that besides confusing the consumer waiting to see Cruise and Grey the VOD's title is now misleading, as its Anal content is missing.

Bree takes over center stage herself (and overstays her welcome, IMHO) as a parody of herself, barking out ridiculously detailed market-research-driven orders concerning desired content to neophyte director April O'Neil. April tries to carry out the silly approach to giving members what the want (Bree is definitely tongue-in-cheek when pretending to kowtow to her web subscribers' every wish), and of course the talent balks at this nonsense. Again, predictably O'Neil saves the day by humping her star Lana Rhoades herself, unfortunately leaving guest star Dillion Harper, who was supposed to service Lana in the scene, high and dry.

This is far, far from the "realistic sex" that Bree verbally emphasizes in character, but the campy approach is entertaining when performed by such skilled actresses. Hint that Bree is aiming for laughs is when she points out to April that "all women can squirt", perhaps an admonition that all it takes is a handy turkey baster and a bottle of Poland Spring.

Tanya Tate's vignette was issued in 2015 on a DVD titled "A Mother's Prayer". . "Babysitter's Playtime" has Tate playing a different role, more innocent (using the term only in a relative sense) as the lady of the house about to head out for the evening, while new sitter Allie Rae is to take charge. Rae is much in demand in porn these days, as the slim blonde is jail-bait personified.

She gets to dominate the screen with a lengthy masturbation solo, on the phone with her pal Riley (not shown but clearly meant to represent superstar Reid) doing phone sex and pretending that Riley is "mommy". New employer Tate catches her in the act and instead of firing the girl on the spot, asks her to call her "mommy" too and then they hump. As with most Stills & Mills productions, fake incest is the driving force.