Dead Zone Abridged

Narrator: And so, the brave Son Goku and his son defeated the evil Garlic Jr., with the help of Piccolo, Kami, and the greatest ally known to mankind, the...

Krillin: [overlapping with the narrator] ... sex master and kung fu legend, Krillin!

[Cut to Kame House. Krillin is on the phone to the Saiyan movie producer, Nappa]

Nappa: Yeah, OK, so I'm gonna have to stop you right there. First question: Why would he summon the Dead Zone? The only thing that could defeat him?

Krillin: OK, y'know, I wrote myself into a corner with that whole immortality thing. Pretty much regretted it immediately after.

Nappa: Second question: and I mean no offense... why exactly were you there?

Krillin: I do bring a certain humanistic edge to the setting.

Nappa: And WHY did you write yourself getting peed on?

Krillin: The better question is, how much will you pay me to get peed on?

Nappa: You're gonna go far in this business.

Krillin: WOO-HOO!