It's Time to Thank Me

This pair of Pure Taboo segments on a DVD assumes the viewer will sit through any old story, as long as it leads to explicit sex.

Seth Gamble is convincingly sleazy in an utterly predictable and pointless scene. It does check one box to qualify for this website -a mean-spirited tone.

Seth shows up at Anna Maria Clouds' house, informing her that he was the donor of the kidney that saved her life. She thanks him and as they chat he hints that he deserves a reward, and somehow convinces that she owes him sex in return. She barely resists, and of course (via porn logic) enjoys the mechanical humping on the couch.

After his cum shot, the scene just ends, gonzo porn preceded by a dumb set-up.

"Playing Step-Doctor" is as stupid as its title. This mindless version of the childhood game of "let's play doctor" doesn't pass the smell test: it's just a lousy script, par for the course for a Pure Taboo vignette.

Holly Day doesn't fit the part of a teen who asks her new stepbrother (Lucky Fate) to play a make-believe game with her while their newly-married parents are away on their honeymoon. I suppose sex is one way for the siblings to get to know each other, but even Lucky's character, named Kyle, thinks it's a dumb idea.

But after going through the motions of using a stethoscope and taking her blood pressure, he soon is f*cking her on the couch, and both of them enjoy themselves. The entire scene is a corny cliche, replete with such hoary content as her remark after his money shot: "Oh my God, that's a lot of cum!", as well as his reminder not to tell their parents.