Aidra Fox: Good morning.
Bruce Venture: Morning.
Aidra Fox: Did mom and dad call yet?
Bruce Venture: No.
Aidra Fox: Mmm. They might have not landed yet, it's like, what an eight hour time zone difference?
Bruce Venture: Yeah.
Aidra Fox: How was last night?
Bruce Venture: Fine.
Aidra Fox: [Aidra walks over to the couch] Just fine?
[she sits down]
Aidra Fox: What? What happened?
Bruce Venture: I don't want to talk about it.
Aidra Fox: You can talk to me. Bruce, what happened?
Bruce Venture: We broke up.
Aidra Fox: Why? Did you get scared of commitment issues again?
Bruce Venture: No.
Aidra Fox: Did she cheat on you?
Bruce Venture: No.
Aidra Fox: Well, then what happened you look so sad.
Bruce Venture: I don't want to really talk about it all right?
Aidra Fox: C'mon, you know you can talk to me.
Bruce Venture: We didn't have sex.
Aidra Fox: Last night.
Bruce Venture: Ever.
Aidra Fox: What? was she a prude? I mean, she didn't seem that way.
Bruce Venture: No.
Aidra Fox: Mmm, is she saving herself for marriage?
Bruce Venture: No.
Aidra Fox: Well, is she really a lesbian? I mea, she has that short...
Bruce Venture: No. The dick is just to big.
[Aidra laughs]
Bruce Venture: Look stop laughing, it's not funny. I'm serious.
Aidra Fox: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I just never heard something like that.
Bruce Venture: Well it happened, all right?
Aidra Fox: Couldn't she have just warmed up a little bit and gotten ready or something?
Bruce Venture: No.
Aidra Fox: Jeez, I mean, really, it couldn't have been *that* big. Really now big could it be?
Bruce Venture: Big.
