By Our Selves

Toby, it's OK, you probably had no idea what drivel that this would eventually become. Yes, distance yourself to the margins of the universe; hopefully, unless it's some cringing "and we have now something you really do regret" moment; you can be forgiven by not uttering a syllable in this pretentious twaddle, that looks like a GCSE p' poor performance Drama moment, unworthy of comment. To say it's 'crap' dignifies it into worthy of debate. We will not go there. Filming my fish tank is far more productive of dissertations into life's meaning, let alone one of this country's greatest poets. What annoys more than anything is that some individual duped well-meaning sponsors into parting with their readies for this tripe. Be ashamed, 'though you're probably drawing interest on what you pocketed. And we wonder why the US produces better films than we do for the same budget. Don't let this person anywhere near a camera if you wish to retain the dignity of British Film - wait until they're older and can cope with subtlety and intelligence.