Leia Strikes Back

You have to be very tolerant to watch this bondage video and maintain a cool, collected equilibrium. First off, feel a bit sorry for actress/director Anastasia Pierce who never bothered to study her English all that well after emigrating here. Being a "Star Wars" riff, it has all those inter-titles made famous by the original's serial crawl down the screen of text, and poor Anastasia's writing is loaded with grammatical errors and misspellings.

On with the show proper: it's an updated version of those tedious bondage "adventures" ground out by the thousand over the past two decades or so by Harmony Concepts, FM Concepts and Bizarre Video. Pierce has added hardcore sex to the mix, for better or worse.

Like nearly all bondage junkers, it runs slightly over 40 minutes long, to which Ms. Pierce has tacked on a 25-minute featurette titled "The Perils of Princess Leia" which is basically a solo stint in which she masturbates with large dildos. At the very end we get to see her ball-gagged and hog-tied. Anyone who gets off on that -you know who you are.

One-shot actress Amelea Dark makes a good impression in the nude in the role of Storm Trooper. Yes, she gets to play any and all storm troopers, which through the magic of reverse-shot editing is relatively simple indeed. Pierce takes the title role of Leia, which is referred to as Slave Leia but we know it's the Princess by the cute little buns in her hair. Unlike Dark, she never uncovers her big breasts, but they're there, seen through a diaphanous top.

Third perpetrator in the charade is one Mistress D as Lady Vader, a female dominatrix version of Darth (or perhaps his wife given her character's name, which one would have thought should be simply Mistress Vader). The BDSM content is downplayed in exchange for fetish gear and good, old-fashioned lesbian sex. There is lots of knock-out action in homage to that dumb sub-genre in the fetish field.