Jello Sluts

One reason the late, not-so-great Bluebird Films did not achieve longevity is the vast number of junker titles it released during its frenzy period circa 2010. "Jello Sluts" is typical of high-concept nothingness,as we're treated to the usual top-heavy Brit Porn femmes wrestling and humping each other in small, inflated pools containing jello.

In porn of old, especially German, one would have the novelty of mud- wrestling or oil-wrestling thrown in occasionally, to satisfy an audience's craving for a combo cat-fight/lesbian sex scene. This exclusive focus on the kink for over 100 minutes is wearying, to say the least.

Okay, I got to see several faves once again: Lou Lou, Jasmine Black and Cindy Behr, but all of them are rather overexposed in Brit Porn to begin with. So the exercise in tribbing, mutual-masturbation and breast worship here goes for naught.