- GIR: [shouts excitedly] I remember phase two!
- Zim: You do? Good work GIR! Tell me.
- GIR: You gonna order a million pizzas, and then I gotta roll around on them pizzas, and that's the story about how I turned into a giant pizza.
- Zim: This isn't the time for the giant pizza story, GIR. And that will never happen!
- [wails loudly]
- Professor Membrane: Tomorrow is Peace Day, and nobody is as excited for the big celebration as I am.
- Excited Audience Member: [shouting in the distance] I AM!
- Professor Membrane: [rapily rushing up to the excited audience member where he points his finger to the man's face] NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE!
- GIR: [singing] Peace is nice, Peace is nice, Peace is better than CHICKEN AND RICE! Peace peace peace, rice rice rice, chicken chicken chicken chicken, nice nice nice.
- Zim: Look at them GIR. All this time trying to subjugate the humans and all I had to do was charge them for it.
- Dib: [grunting while lifting weights] I was in bad shape, then I got too in shape, and now I'm back to normal shape!
- Gaz: What? You didn't mean to ruin Dad's big show, get him kidnapped, and hand Zim the keys to Membrane Labs while you and I are stuck with something that looks like Dad having an allergic reaction to radioactive bees?
- Dib: I'll prove everything to you! Just hang on! You'll be proud of me!
- Professor Membrane: Son, you don't have to prove anything. I'm always proud of you.
- Dib: [Professor Membrane falls out of ship] Dad!
- Dib: I used to look up at space with hope and wonder in my eyes. Until space looked back. Invader Zim - evil, alien soldier of the Irken Empire, sent by his diabolical masters, the Almighty Tallest, to infiltrate Earth and prepare it for the coming invasion. Disguised as one of us, he moved into my neighborhood, he went to my school, and with the help of his vile mechanical servants, plotted to destroy everything we have - everything we are. And then... he vanished. My name is Dib Membrane. I'm 12 years old. And I'm all that stands between Zim and the annihilation of our world!