Dangerous Number

While there are a few good funny lines in this film, most of the dialog is wacky without humor. "Dangerous Number" probably set out to be a screwball comedy, but it turns out to be a mostly frantic run around, with very little humor. The cast are all good at what they do, but the screenplay just doesn't come off very funny. The frantic activity of the leads - Robert Young as Hank Medhill and Ann Sothern as Eleanor Breen Medill, becomes grating by halfway through the film.

The supporting cast has some tremendous actors, but they seem mostly miscast - again, due to the screenplay and their roles. Reginald Owen, who so often played British stuffed shirts for many laughs, is little more than a plain fixture here. Cora Witherspoon plays the usual giddy character, but goofy constant prattle is humorless in this film.

I think Young and Southern, and most of the cast gave it their all, but this is one plot that failed with a lousy screenplay. The writer, Carey Wilson, was not known for his work on comedies. He was uncredited on most of the few that he worked on, and only a couple of them fared very well. Here are the best lines from this film.

Eleanor Breen Medhill, "You know, Hank, I've never seen a cow."

Gypsy Breen, Eleanor's mother, "Where's that butler? I feel like kissing someone."

Eleanor, crying, "Oh, me a bride of three days, and my husband has 22 other women." Hank Medhill, "Eight and 16 are 24." Eleanor, "Oh, so now I'm dumb."

Eleanor, "Oh, Hank. I love you so much I've got goose pimples."

Eleanor, "Oh, you're trying to get rid of me." Hank, "I'm not trying to get rid of you, but I don't wanna stay around this Babylonian beer parlor."

Eleanor, "We used to have fun. Why, we did everything except light fire to city hall."

Eleanor, "Well, I didn't hear you screaming about my friends before we were married". Hank, "I didn't see 'em enough to scream about 'em. What's all right a couple of times a week is poison ivy three times a day." Eleanor, "Oh, so now I'm trying to poison you."

Gypsy Breen, "I never can think properly when there's a man in the room. Some way or another, my mind always seems to be on the man instead of what I'm trying to think about."

Gypsy Breen, "Oh, I always thought it all seemed very irregular, one husband in New York and another one in California. Oh, but now they're both in New York, and that makes everything all right."

Hank, "Vera!" Vera Montana, "Shut up!"