Trail Street

Allen Harper: [Trying to read his fiancee's letter, which is all crumpled] Billy, you've got this thing so messed up I can't read it.

Billy Burns: Would you like to know what it says?

Allen Harper: Oh, you've been readin' it!

Billy Burns: Oh, you and me ain't got no secrets from each other, do we?

Allen Harper: Well, I hadn't planned on sharing my girl with you.

Billy Burns: Mebbe not after you're married, eh? She wants you to go ridin' with 'er. I've got Red all saddled up ready to go!

Allen Harper: Well, why didn't you say so? I've got to get dressed.

Billy Burns: [as Allen is putting on a tie] No, no, no! Not that one!

Billy Burns: [Handing him another tie] There you are!

Allen Harper: [Looking at the die with distaste] Why, that's too loud!

Billy Burns: It's the one she give yuh fer yer birthday, ain't it? You ain't even wore it once. A woman don't shy a leetle might of color when she's bein' sparked.

Allen Harper: Whatta you know about women?

Billy Burns: Who me? Why I've had women from Arkansas to Zanzibar. No matter what they're thinkin' I'm jeest a jackrabbit hop ahead of 'em!