The Ugliest Girl in Town

Although I can barely remember a thing about the plot or characters of this short-lived sitcom, for some reason, the melody and lyrics of the theme song are as vivid in my mind today as they were thirty years ago when I last heard them. Which just goes to show you, even the most forgettable of TV programs, can at least produce a memorable tune:

Who owns that fabulous face? The Ugliest Girl In Town........... Who's clothes are setting the pace? The Ugliest Girl In Town....

Since the day she made the scene................................ She's made the cover of every magazine.......................... She's got the whole world in a spin............................. She's so far out, she's in!.....................................

Guys are bustin' to date, The Ugliest Girl In Town.............. Girls are trying to imitate, The Ugliest Girl In Town...........

You Don't have to be a, Mia or Sophia,.......................... This is the year of the clown................................... Be the chickiest, kickiest, Ugliest Girl In Town................