Miami Golem

Unimpressive import in the action/horror subgenre. Take note that the "action" is of the exploding car and airboat variety typical of 80s testosteroni and cheese flicks. As for the "horror"...that would be a fetal baby with heavy mascara in a pickling jar, supposedly a reality-bending alien who's extracted DNA sample is of great interest to the criminal underworld. The blink of of nudity we're offered is of the leading lady...her rack is pretty smokin', but she's otherwise at the ass-end of average, with a butch lesbian haircut.

In one especially hilarious and unbelievable drop-of-the-ball, there's a lengthy scene which twice-consecutively repeats itself for absolutely no reason at all. The most easily-detectable flub imaginable actually made it through the post-production stage of this floundering hunk-o'-junk, unless it happens to be a blooper specific to the particular video release I endured...in any case, it's a mind-blowing gaffe.

Another impotent selection from the late David Warbeck's woefully disconsonant filmography. He was a fine actor sadly choked in weak material, and his presence signifies the sole point of distinction in this torpid little bootless errand.

3.5/10. Awesome title, at any rate.