Spice World

[Geri and Mel B are playing chess on the Spice Bus]

Ginger Spice: Check!

Scary Spice: What do you mean check?

Ginger Spice: I mean, check. My bishop's got your king.

Scary Spice: Where?

Ginger Spice: There! You've either got to move it in front, or move it out of the way.

Scary Spice: Well I'll move that fairground horse to there. Sort that out!

Ginger Spice: You can't do that!

Scary Spice: Says who?

Ginger Spice: Says Mr. Chess! It's been in the rules for thousands of years!

Scary Spice: Well I'm gonna break the rules and set this little fairground horse free amonst all these little square fields, like that. There!

Ginger Spice: I'm gonna slap you in a minute!

Scary Spice: [Sarcastically] Oh.