Private Eye Pooch

. . . is the focus of PRIVATE EYE POOCH. Taxidermy has been a focal point for animal abuse since its inception, with historical figures including Darwin and Audubon rampaging wildly against anything that moved. Chuck E. Darwin stuffed dodo birds into extinction. J. J. Audubon branched out beyond birds to Hottentots, famously presenting a woman's derriere to a Parisian museum. Only today are ornithologists distancing themselves from J. J. due to his many crimes against humanity. Some of America's backwards Red States still require their youth to dissect frogs in science class, which has long been a gateway activity toward the descent onto Perdition Road and total depravity through taxidermy.