Ben chu jiang hu lu

I,I I, I I, watched a movie, you can get it from any pound shop. Yes, you can get it from any pound shop.

Oh, I, I I, I I, bored of story, It was written by Godfrey Ho, oh, It was written by Godfrey Ho, I told you so, because

All I ever want is Kung Fu, And anything that Kung Fu can offer you, because:

I, I I, I I, was pured bored man. There was too much drama and acting yar, oh, there was too much drama and acting, yar,

I, I I, I I, was astonished. The last fight was filmed in slow motion, yeah, the last fight was filmed in slow motion, I told you so because

All I ever want is Kung Fu, And anything that Kung Fu can offer you,

(crappy storyline solo)