He goes by the name uncle Kirk but there is no mistaking that Uncle Kirk is the holy father in this masterpiece of guilt inducing cinema. After Uncle Kirk sees the atrocities committed by the atheists and agnostics of the world he ascends to his glowing throne and that is when we get what we all want in our feature films, to be made to feel less than the pure, the wholesome and the Seavers. It's a harsh realization when you first come to terms with the fact of being street trash but as I have learned through Kirk it is better to lift that veil early in life and step out of the Matrix and into the reality of our terrible lives and face our horrible selves in the mirror. We are going to burn but in the meantime we have some quality entertainment to keep us going folks. Kirk has saved Christmas, Easter, Passover, Rosh Hashanah, Festivus and for the rest of us Kirk has saved our very souls. I love you Kirk - the whole of humanity loves you. You magnificent, sexy Seaver beast!!
