Aladdin

I love a Panto. Totally over the top, silly, and just a bit of fun. This was not fun. The script was terrible, and very dull, you expect cheesy humour from a panto, but there didn't really even seem much attempt at humour at all. And the forty-fags-a-day voice and over-injected lips of Patsy Kensit didn't exactly give off a great panto Princess vibe.

I've seen Julian Clary in panto before and he was great, but I turned this monstrosity off before he even came on stage, perhaps he might've saved it, but it wasn't worth wasting another second of time on that hope..