Bam Margera: "Fuck You 3", take one.
Brandon Dicamillo: Yo yo, what's up? Listen, I hope you're doing good.
[Pirate voice]
Brandon Dicamillo: Aaargh! And I want to tell ya about the video... It's got lots of bad things in it, like shits and pussy-wussies!
[Normal voice]
Brandon Dicamillo: But you won't want to miss out on-
[Bam slaps Brandon; Brandon changes to informative voice]
Brandon Dicamillo: Yes, the video you're about to see contains horrible things. Things that will make you not succeed in life, and at school. You'll do bad forever.
[British accent]
Brandon Dicamillo: Right, and you'll fucking see some other bullshit that they won't want you to see. But when you do see it, you'll be fucking happy they did!
[Sportscaster voice]
Brandon Dicamillo: Oh, brings it around the back of the video! Looks like he doesn't wanna watch it, 'cause there's lots of warnings! He tucks it in, and he SCOOOOOOORES!
[Bam slaps Brandon again; switches back to informative voice again]
Brandon Dicamillo: Yes, so pay attention and don't do this at home! 'Cause if you do, you'll pay the consequences! That's right.
