D'Artagnan et les Trois Mousquetaires

A waste of 3 hours of my life that I will never get back! A way too long, often dragging & boring, failed version of the GREAT original 'The Three Musketeers'. hollywood splices in a mystical twist of paganism and hedonism with a witch, a musketeer that has some 'powers' like his falcon, add a pinch of anti-Christian bigotry, have a butt-ugly main actor, and throw in a couple of scenes with smallish, saggy boobs, and hollywood believes that they have a recipe for success on the sliver screen... Nothing socially redeeming, just a failed attempt at 'entertainment'.