Love Is in the Heir

Happened upon this pile of dung accidentally. Phoniest load of "reality" TV since "The Casino."

Dear producers - although you obviously think we're all morons, most of us really can tell the difference between written/prompted/acted "reality" and the real thing. Kind of like plastic barf versus actual barf.

Someone here wrote that this show's like a train wreck you can't look away from.

Actually, I could look away, and rather easily.

I'd say "nice try," but clearly that wasn't the case.